A compilation of heartwarming quotes from our friend, Mr. Rush Limbaugh:
”They are 12 percent of the population. Who the hell cares?” [About African-Americans]
”I’m a huge supporter of women. What I’m not is a supporter of liberalism. Feminism is what I oppose. Feminism has led women astray. I love the women’s movement — especially when walking behind it.”
“We need segregated buses… This is Obama’s America.”
”This is no different than what happens at the Skull and Bones initiation…I’m talking about people having a good time, these people, you ever heard of emotional release? You ever heard of the need to blow some steam off? ” [on the Abu Ghraib prisoner abuse scandal]
”Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society. ”
”We’re not sexists, we’re chauvinists — we’re male chauvinist pigs, and we’re happy to be because we think that’s what men were destined to be. We think that’s what women want. ”
”Take that bone out of your nose and call me back. ” [To a female African American caller]
”Look, let me put it to you this way: the NFL all too often looks like a game between the Bloods and the Crips without any weapons. There, I said it. ”
It’s sort of like hazing, a fraternity prank. Sort of like that kind of fun. [on the Abu Ghraib prisoner abuse scandal]
”We’ve already donated to Haiti. It’s called the U.S. income tax. ”
[Discouraging donations to support relief efforts in Haiti after the devastating earthquake, Jan. 13, 2010]
”Too many whites are getting away with drug use…Too many whites are getting away with drug sales…The answer is to go out and find the ones who are getting away with it, convict them, and send them up the river, too. ” —1995
”I’m…I am addicted to prescription pain medication. ” —2003
”I know these people like I know every square inch of my glorious naked body. ” [On Democrats]
“Obama’s entire economic program is reparations”
”He is exaggerating the effects of the disease. He’s moving all around and shaking and it’s purely an act. … This is really shameless of Michael J. Fox. Either he didn’t take his medication or he’s acting. ” [on a Michael J. Fox ad endorsing a candidate who supported embryonic stem cell research]
”And don’t forget, Sherrod Brown is black. There’s a racial component here, too. And now, the newspaper that I’m reading all this from is The New York Times, and they, of course, don’t mention that. ” [Rep. Sherrod Brown (D-OH), is white]
”Have you ever noticed how all composite pictures of wanted criminals resemble Jesse Jackson?”
We need to shut down this Gitmo prison? Well, don’t shut it down – we just need to start an advertising campaign. We need to call it, ‘Gitmo, the Muslim resort.’ Any resort that treated people like this would have ads all over the New York Times trying to get people to come down and visit for some R&R, for some rest and relaxation.
”There are more acres of forestland in America today than when Columbus discovered the continent in 1492. ” [um…no]
”Obama’s got a health care logo that’s right out of Adolf Hitler’s playbook … Adolf Hitler, like Barack Obama, also ruled by dictate.”
”Exercise freaks … are the ones putting stress on the health care system.” [What?]
“Let the unskilled jobs that take absolutely no knowledge whatsoever to do — let stupid and unskilled Mexicans do that work.”
”They oughta change Black History Month to Black Progress Month and start measuring it. ”
and
“Let me tell you who we conservatives are: we love people. When we look out over the United States of America, when we are anywhere, when we see a group of people, such as this or anywhere, we see Americans. We see human beings. We don’t see groups.”
The Runaway Lawyer 