I’m Glad it Wasn’t Phil!

Punxsutawney, huh?  Wonder what happens to the seasons if the groundhog gets run over, anyway? Are we stuck in wintery limbo forever?  Actually, I could go for that….

PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. – Police say they charged a Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen trying to resuscitate a long-dead opossum along a highway.

The trooper says one person saw Wolfe kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance. He says another saw Wolfe attempting to give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.  Levier says the animal already had been dead a while….

You have to give him credit for trying, poor, drunk, dead-possumy-smelling, optimistic fool.

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